No Facebook by next year? If you believe the world will end in December 2012, maybe.

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March of 2012. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th of next year, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to life without Facebook.

“After March 15th, 2012 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Source: weeklyworldnews.com

There has been rumors of Facebook shutting down and it’s something that at one immediate glance, seems like complete bull excrement. Why?

  1. Facebook has said nothing at all since March.
  2. Why isn’t the BBC, NYT and other more credible newspaper all over it already if it were true?
  3. The first place you probably got to know of it was on Facebook itself, just not from Zuckerberg himself.

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One Response to LOLWut? Facebook Shutting Down?

  1. liam says:

    Love your site, and also, didnt it go down for a day on april fools and they said they were shutting down? lol i seem to remember something like that. Oh, and also, GTA: San Andreas runs supers mooth on my netbook, eeven with extremely high-polygon modded models and such, i see no reason why you rated it so low, it seems fine on my Gateway LT4008u.

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